So, have I mentioned that I've had to call poison control a few times now? Well, if I've failed to mention that, let me do so now - I've had to call poison control because my son has eaten diaper rash cream, which is not harmful, except for it can give you an upset stomach and diarrhea. My son has gotten into the nail polish remover, and I was worried that not all of it was in the carpet, maybe he drank some of it, and that might make your tummy hurt, and it could make you drunk. Great, my son, sixteen months, checking into AA because he's got a thing for nail polish remover. He thinks that febreeze is a great breath freshener. And his tongue does need moisturizer sometimes.....